Top Ten David Vitter Excuses
10. I was just looking for Ted Kennedy -- he's at the brothel every day.9. I was just enjoying a glass of wine and pleasant conversation for $300 an hour.
8. I'm addicted to Wendys.
7. Louisiana voters have elected Bill Jefferson, Ray Nagin, Eddie Jordan and Kathleen Blanco -- they have even worse standards than I do.
6. The hookers all speak very fondly of me. I'm one of their favorite johns.
5. I am a gay American.
4. Wendy (my wife, not my whore) is going to Lorena Bobbitt me -- isn't that punishment enough?
3. I oppose gay marriage, not straight married guys visiting whorehouses. I never said I opposed that. I am not a hypocrite.
2. Bill Clinton was a regular there. They named a bedroom after him.
1. Doesn't everybody pay hookers $300 an hour to dress them in diapers?
4 comments:
Funny!
He knew the NO hooker as Leah, as they did business for almost a year. One year he insisted to know her real name, and she told him. He said "Omigod, that's my wife's name" and stopped seeing her. I guess it was too intense, them having the same name.
pretty good
The name thing is odd, especially if it led him to break up with the hooker.
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