The Essential Hurricane Katrina Nonfiction Reading List

Today's Times-Picayune has a story on nonfiction Katrina books, focusing on a second wave of more recent works. (I couldn't find the link on the T-P's website. They really need to improve their site.) I've read some of the books and generally liked them. Here is the list:

1. 1 Dead in Attic -- After Katrinaby Chris Rose. This is a new, expanded edition of his original bestseller (link here), including coverage up to January 2007.
2. City Adrift: New Orleans Before & After Katrinaby Jenni Bergal, Sara Shipley Hiles, Frank Koughan, John McQuaid and Jim Morris.
3. Code Blue: A Katrina Physician's Memoirby Dr. Richard Deichmann, chief of medicine at Memorial Medical Center.
4. Down in New Orleans: Reflections from a Drowned Cityby Billy Sothern.
5. Heart Like Water: Surviving Katrina and Life in its Disaster Zone, A MemoirbyJoshua Clark. A portrait of people in the Quarter banding together for survival in the aftermath of the storm.
6. Hurricane Almanac: The Essential Guide to Storms Past, Present and Futureby Bryan Norcross, a meteorologist.
7. Hurricane Season: A Coach, His Team and Their Triumph in the Season of Katrinaby Neal Anderson. How parents, teachers and students at John Curtis came together for their most challenging football season.
8. Katrina: Mississippi Women Remember, photography by Melody Golding, edited by Sally Pfister. Photographs and narratives of women's experiences during and after the storm.
9. Katrinaville Chronicles: Images and Observations from a New Orleans Photographerby David Spielman.
10. No Ordinary Heroes: 8 Doctors, 30 Nurses, 7,000 Prisoners and a Category 5 Hurricaneby Dr. Demaree Inglese with Diana G. Gallagher. An account by the medical director of the Orleans Parish Prison.
11. Storm World: Hurricanes, Politics and the Battle Over Global Warmingby Chris Mooney, looks at the scientific debate over whether global warming has caused larger, more intense storms or whether this is the result of ordinary cyclical changes.
12. Sugarcane Academy: How a New Orleans Teacher and his Storm-Struck Students Created a School to Rememberby Michael Tisserand. The former Gambit editor recounts how Lusher first grade teacher Paul Reynaud created a one-room schoolhouse in New Iberia for displaced children.
13. What Lies Beneath: Katrina, Race, and the State of the Nationedited by the South End Press Collective.
14. Disaster: Hurricane Katrina and the Failure of Homeland Securityby Wall Street Journal reporters Chris Cooper (formerly of the Times-Picayune) and Robert Block.
15. The Great Deluge: Hurricane Katrina, New Orleans, and the Mississippi Gulf Coastby Douglas Brinkley.
16. The Ravaging Tide: Strange Weather, Future Katrinas, and the Coming Death of America's Coastal Citiesby Mike Tidwell.
17. The Storm -- What Went Wrong and Why -- The Inside Story from One Louisiana Scientistby Ivor van Heerden with Mike Bryan.
    

Morial Ducks Questions About His Crimes

Former Mayor Marc Morial, who generally stays away from New Orleans while he waits in New York for the statute of limitations to run on all of the crimes he committed as Mayor, made a rare New Orleans appearance this week. Speaking at the Essence Festival, he recklessly compared the government's multibillion dollar response to Hurricane Katrina to the worst civil rights incidents of the 1960s. Then he talked about the non-issue of the "right to return." Last time I checked, there weren't any barbed wire fences and armed guards at the parish line preventing anyone, black or white, from returning to town. Typical lefty hack speech, nothing new there.

The only interesting part was his ducking of questions about his looting of the city treasury:

"I don't want to say anything positive or negative about any of it," he said. "I am proud of what we did when I served as mayor of this city. I'm very, very proud.

"I'm proud of the work and the record that we have. When I'm prepared to give a more thorough sort of post-analysis of my administration, I'd be happy to talk to you. But I'm not prepared to do that."

Asked when that might be, Morial said: "I'm not certain."

10 Ways to Keep Mosquitos Away

Thrifty Mommy has 10 ways to keep mosquitos away.

Magazine Street Still Closed

Unbelievably, the 1300 block of Magazine Street is still closed. It has been blocked for more than two years. What a failure of leadership. It is unacceptable for even the most minor street to be closed for that long, let alone a major street for commuters, shoppers and diners.

Joey Chestnut Defeats Takeru Kobayashi

After all the intrigue over six time defending world champion TakeruKobayashi's jaw injury, American underdog challenger Joey Chestnut ate a world record 66 hot dogs and buns in 12 minutes to win the championship. Kobayashi ate 63 but had a controversial "reversal of fortune" (i.e., he threw up) in the closing seconds which can lead to a disqualification or reduction in score.

Louisiana Citizens for Educational Choice

Louisiana Citizens for Educational Choice encourages people to urge Governor Blanco to sign Tuition Deduction Bill SB 45.

Kobayashi to Defend Hot Dog Eating Crown

It wouldn't be the Fourth of July without watching the Super Bowl of competitive eating, featuring reigning champion Takeru Kobayashi. The big story this year is Kobayashi's jaw injury, which has limited his training and may slow him down in the competition. Full details of his showdown with American underdog Joey Chestnut here.

Happy Fourth of July!

President Bush Commutes Scooter Libby's Prison Sentence

President Bush commuted part of former White House aide I. Scooter Libby's prison sentence. This means that Libby will avoid serving a two and a half year prison sentence, but the conviction, $250,000 fine and probation still stand.

Defense Blogger has good coverage on it:

This all started with Joe Wilson's false allegation about pre-war intelligence and morphed into an investigation into who leaked the identity of his wife, Valerie Plame, as a CIA employee. The special prosecutor, Patrick Fitzgerald, knew from the outset of his investigation that a) no crime had been committed because Plame was not a covert agent as defined under the act and b) that the State Department's Richard Armitage, not Libby, was the leaker. Nevertheless, Fitzgerald "investigated" Armitage's non-crime and produced no results aside from the conviction of Libby for having a different recollection of discussions he had with the media than the reporters had.

Here is the text of President Bush's grant of executive clemency. Here is the text of President Bush's full statement. The statement that "Mr. Fitzgerald is a highly qualified, professional prosecutor who carried out his responsibilities as charged" stands out. Why would he include that sentence, obviously false and which Bush cannot possibly believe, in his statement? I wouldn't expect that the President would attack Fitzgerald, but it would have been best to either not mention Fitzgerald at all or to question the investigation in more general terms.

Commuting the prison sentence but leaving the rest of the punishment intact should please about zero percent of the population. Those who understand the investigation know Libby should be pardoned. This half measure does little to satisfy them. President Bush should have pardoned Libby. The Wall Street Journal editorializes that:

Mr. Libby deserved better from the President whose policies he tried to defend when others were running for cover. The consequences for the reputation of his Administration will also be long-lasting.

If President Bush hoped that keeping the conviction and the rest of the sentence intact would appease the Angry Left, he is wrong. When will he learn that no matter how many times he supports the left, whether it's with No Child Left Behind, the illegal alien amnesty bill or the massive increase in non-defense federal government spending, the left will never like him. The New York Times, predictably, whines about Bush's move. This article has more whining from the usual suspects on the left, including Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, John Edwards, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Stenny Hoyer and John Kerry.

Fred Thompson advocated a pardon but is glad to at least see the prison sentence commuted. "I am very happy for Scooter Libby," Thompson said. "I know that this is a great relief to him, his wife and children. This will allow a good American, who has done a lot for his country, to resume his life."

Steve Kelley Cartoon on the Ted Kennedy Illegal Alien Amnesty Bill

Link here.

Long Term Outlook Bright for Louisiana Restaurants

The Louisiana State University AgCenter believes the long term outlook for restaurants in Louisiana is positive. This is based on demographic trends such as the increase in baby boomers who will be empty nesters and, presumably, will therefore eat out more.

Update on Sri Sri Ravi Shankar

Mostly Cajun weighs in on Mayor Nagin's decision to pay Sri Sri Ravi Shankar to help us all achieve harmony, stress management and clarity of mind. He doesn't think it's a good idea.

Chris Rose: We Need More Playgrounds

I meant to link to this column from Chris Rose last week and forgot to. The point is that we need more playgrounds in New Orleans.

This does not seem to be an insurmountable challenge to other communities I have lived in or visited. But here, in New Orleans, the fact of life is that the playgrounds suck. They are unambitious in design and often consist of a single piece of equipment as if it were some negligible throwaway function of a city, a recreation department and a school system to create healthy environments for kids.

B-Stupid Outsmarted by the Feds

Brilliant criminal mastermind and Mensa member Ivory Brandon "B-Stupid" Harris was outsmarted by federal authorities, leading to his arrest and guilty plea on charges of violating drug trafficking and firearms laws. B-Stupid admits that he, Calvert "Soulja" Magee, Jr. and others conspired to deal at least 50 grams of crack cocaine, heroin and marijuana and that he played a part in the Fat Tuesday 2006 fatal shooting of Jermaine "Manny" Wise. Who would have thought that "B-Stupid" would be smart enough to out think a guy named "Wise"? Police say B-Stupid has been running the streets of Uptown for years, leaving a trail of violence and crime in his wake. With a nickname like B-Stupid, I never thought the feds had a chance of outwitting him.

Stake in Hornets Sold

George Shinn, majority owner of the New Orleans Hornets, has sold or plans to sell a 25% stake in the team to Galliano businessman Gary Chouest, owner of Edison Chouest Offshore.

Outsource Your Own Job and Pocket the Difference

Wired Magazine writes about a programmer who outsourced his own job to a developer in India. He earned $67,000 and paid the Indian $12,000 to do the same job, spending only 90 minutes a day working.

"About a year ago I hired a developer in India to do my job. I pay him $12,000 to do the job I get paid $67,000 for. He's happy to have the work. I'm happy that I only have to work 90 minutes a day, talking code. My employer thinks I'm telecommuting. Now I'm considering getting a second job and doing the same thing."

Considering getting a second job? He should get 10 jobs and outsource them all.

Besides outsourcing your own job, you can also outsource your personal life -- I'll post more on that soon.

Businesses Give Garbage Company Free Meals

Dickie Brennan's Bourbon House served poor boys to about 50 garbage men from SDT Waste & Debris Services, the company owned by Sidney Torres. Quarter businesses have been so pleased with the trash collection in recent months that the French Quarter Business Association tries to arrange free lunches every 60 days. Pretty remarkable that a garbage company can do its job so well that businesses who pay for trash collection nevertheless offer free lunches to show their appreciation.

Bill Increases Required Auto Insurance to $25,000

Some Louisiana vehicle owners will have to have more liability insurance coverage if Gov. Kathleen Blanco signs into law a bill the Senate sent her Tuesday. On a 25-12 vote, senators voted to expand the present $10,000 coverage for property damage or a single injury or fatality in an accident to $25,000. The bill also expands the coverage for multiple injuries or deaths in an accident from $20,000 to $50,000.

The current 10/20 compulsory minimum is laughably low and means that we all have to essentially self-insure ourselves against at-fault drivers through uninsured/underinsured motorist coverage. The number of uninsured drivers and drivers with only the minimum $10,000 coverage means that UM premiums are much higher than they should be. The irony is that we essentially have to self-insure for accidents, yet because we are not a no-fault state, the coverage is expensive because of the massive cost (read: attorney's fees) of our tort-based system. Increasing the minimum required coverage from 10/20 to 25/50 is an adequate start, and the state should increase enforcement of minimum coverages and impose stiffer penalties for violations.

Dry Cleaner Wins $67 Million Lost Pants Case

Administrative Law Judge Roy Pearson's bogus $67 million lawsuit against his dry cleaner for losing a pair of trousers has ended in defeat. In fairness to Pearson, he had reduced his initial greedy $67 million demand to a mere $54 million. Washington D.C. Superior Judge Judith Bartnoff ruled that the owners of Custom Cleaners did not violate the city's consumer protection law by failing to live up to what Pearson claimed was his expectation of the "satisfaction guaranteed" sign in the store's window. Bartnoff ordered that Pearson pay the dry cleaner's court costs, and he will consider the dry cleaner's motion to recover his attorney's fees.

Greg Sonnier Appointed Executive Chef at New Orleans Grill

After all the controversy over Gabrielle Restaurant reopening Uptown, Greg Sonnier has moved on to the position of executive chef at The Grill Room The New Orleans Grill in the Windsor Court Hotel. Rumor has it he served as personal chef to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie while trying to reopen Gabrielle.

NOWFE's Economic Impact: $5.4 Million

The 2007 New Orleans Wine & Food Experience had an economic impact of $5.4 million.

Proposed State Budget Loaded with Pork

Forgotston provides a massive list of pork handouts proposed for the State budget. My personal favorite is the $150,000 for the "State Programs Program for restoration of key programs." Aside from that, there are handouts to a massive number of churches, gun clubs, civic groups and whoever else has a friend in the Legislature.

Nagin Hires Spiritual Guru Sri Sri Ravi Shankar

Just when you think Ray Nagin can't get any nuttier, he goes and hires an Indian spiritual guru to heal the City's problems. His holiness' name is Ravi Shankar, but he prefers to be called Sri Sri, which is apparently some term of respect among leaders of this sort. Reminds me of "the Maestro" on Seinfeld, only this isn't a sitcom, this is our actual Mayor throwing taxpayer money down the toilet.

Sri Sri Ravi's central message is that humans are like bananas, nourished by spiritual values common to all world religions and most individual spiritual paths, while the symbols and practices of these religions are like the banana's skin. I am not making this up. His aim is to foster a secularized, humanized, non-exclusive spirituality that will help people recognize the good in every human being.

Perhaps if things don't work out with his holiness Sri Sri, Nagin can ask the Church of Scientology to help us out. God help us all.

Sun Ray Grill Buys Cotton Mill Space

Sun Ray Grill has reached an agreement to buy the space it leases from Pres Kabacoff's HRI in the Cotton Mill building in the Warehouse District. Their signature drink, which I enjoy, is the El Presidente Margarita.

Vitter Leads Opposition to Kennedy Amnesty Bill

Senator David Vitter is leading Senate opposition to the Ted Kennedy Illegal Alien Amnesty bill.

State Sticks Head in Sand on Road Home Fiasco

The State has decided to stop counting how many billions of dollars short they are on funding the Road Home program. Let's see, it was supposed to be a $5 billion arithmetic error, but since they're refusing to crunch any new numbers, let's assume that $5 billion is on the low side and will increase significantly when Baton Rouge decides to give the people an update. If a business mismanaged its operations this way, its leaders would be fired immediately.

A Day in the Life of Mose Jefferson

This week, news of another Jefferson family bribe surfaced, this time involving Orleans Parish School Board member Ellenese Brooks-Simms' guilty plea to charges that she accepted more than $100,000 in bribes from Mose Jefferson, indicted Congressman Bill Jefferson's brother, in exchange for supporting a multi-million dollar contract for math improvement software. It makes you wonder what Mose does with himself all day. Bill has a job in Congress and sometimes is distracted from all the bribes by official business, fundraisers, rubber chicken dinners and the like, and he probably can't accept suitcases of illegal cash when he has to be in the Capitol itself. Moses, on the other hand, seems to be free to conduct his bribes full time, all day every day. I wonder how he divides his time. He has to service existing bribes. Then there's that delightful Jefferson family tradition of increasing their take every year. If the Jeffersons land you a prime government contract, they may only force you to pay 10% of your profits to one of their family businesses during the first year, but you know the percentage is going to go up every year, and someone has to negotiate those increases. Then, like any business, he has to solicit new bribes - can't exactly run a commercial on tv for that. Mose probably leads a very busy life servicing existing bribes, increasing the family's take on existing bribes and soliciting new bribes.

14% of Americans are Idiots

A new Gallup poll says that 14% of Americans have a great deal or quite a lot of confidence in Congress. Who are these idiots? Have they read the Kennedy Amnesty bill?

Morial Buddy Sentenced to 9 Years for Fraud

Former Mayor Marc Morial's top aide Kerry DeCay has been sentenced to nine years in prison for his role in the City's fraudulent energy savings contract. Morial declined comment for the story, as he continues to hide out in New York until the statute of limitations for his crimes expires.

Shhhhh, Don't Tell FEMA Our Roads Weren't Perfect Before Katrina

Say what you will about Ray Nagin's performance as Mayor, but somehow he managed to convince FEMA that our roads were in good shape before Katrina and that we need federal money to return them to their pristine pre-Katrina condition. I suppose the only person dumb enough to believe a lie like that is a federal bureaucrat.

Sammy Kershaw Versus Mitch Landrieu

Country singer Sammy Kershaw is running for Lieutenant Governor against incumbent Mitch Landrieu. Sammy's hits include "She Don't Know She's Beautiful." He is married to Lorrie Morgan, her fifth marriage. She has experience with entertainers turned politicians, having dated Fred Thompson in the 1990s.

Fred Thompson's Website: I'm With Fred

Fred Thompson's new website: I'm With Fred.

"Justice for Jefferson" is a Joke

A local group calling itself "Justice for Jefferson" is fighting for Congressman Bill Jefferson. It issued a lengthy statement that makes no sense (full text here) and argues for "justice" for Dollar Bill. When most of us think of justice for Bill Jefferson, we envision him wearing an orange jumpsuit in a cell in a federal penitentiary somewhere. Not this group, which is led by the head of the local NAACP, Danatus King. Black leadership in New Orleans is nonexistent.

The Definition of a Judicial Activist

Judge "suspend all prosecutions" Hunter is at it again, playing Governor/Legislature/Judge/God all at once. His latest pronouncement is that "[t]he court is 'cautiously optimistic' that much-needed indigent defense reform legislation will be passed by the Louisiana Legislature," Hunter wrote in a statement. "But whether the legislation will include adequate funding remains to be seen."

Jefferson's Second Amendment Hypocrisy

Congressman Bill Jefferson, who has achieved a grade of "F" from the NRA for his anti-gun record, apparently only seeks to disarm the rest of us, not himself. He admitted to keeping rifles and shotguns in his home and was forced to surrender them in response to his indictment.

John Georges Officially Running for Governor

It's official. John Georges is running for Governor.

Judge Charles Elloie to Retire in Disgrace

Criminal Court Judge Charles Elloie, infamous for letting criminals free for little or no bail, will retire on July 1. Good riddance. "This closes the chapter on one of the most embarrassing tenures of judicial misconduct in the history of the city of New Orleans," said Rafael Goyeneche, president of the Metropolitan Crime Commission, a nonprofit watchdog group that for years criticized Elloie's judgment in setting bail that typically amounted to a free pass out of jail. Now, if we can get rid of Judge Arthur Hunter, the City will be even safer.

Judge Freezes Jefferson's Assets

Insert your own Bill Jefferson freezer cash joke here: .

National WW II Museum Features Battle of Midway

The D-Day Museum, now known as the National World War II Museum, is hosting an exhibit on the Battle of Midway. The museum continues its emphasis on the Pacific theater. Midway, in which U.S. naval forces crushed a Japanese attempt to seize the strategic island 65 years ago this month, is widely viewed as the turning point in the war against Japan.

Boehner Seeks Jefferson Expulsion

House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-Ohio) moved quickly to force the expulsion of Rep. William Jefferson (D-La.) from Congress following his indictment Monday on federal corruption charges.

Jefferson Steps Down From House Committee

A day after being indicted on bribery and racketeering charges, Rep. William Jefferson, D-New Orleans, has decided to step down temporarily from his lone House committee assignment, his Capitol Hill office said Tuesday. Jefferson's decision to abandon the Small Business Committee came as fellow Democrats were preparing to meet to decide whether to eject him from the panel and Republicans are pushing for his resignation from Congress. A spokeswoman for Jefferson said it would be a "temporary leave" not a resignation from the panel.

New Orleans Seafood Festival

The New Orleans Seafood Festival is this weekend in the Quarter.

Nagin for Governor or U.S. House?

Recent speculation has focused on Mayor Ray Nagin's interest in running for Governor. Given the timing of Rep. Jefferson's indictment, will he run for Jefferson's post if Jefferson resigns or is removed from office? I think it's unlikely that Jefferson will do the honorable thing and resign, or that the Democrats in control of Congress will force him out, so he may be stuck as a lame duck do-nothing legislator until he is convicted, which will take some time. Nagin may not want to wait that long before making his move.

Jefferson Should Resign

Congressman Bill Jefferson should resign while he works on his "honorable explanation" for the charges against him. Every waking minute he spends will be focused on his defense, not on doing any good for the people of Louisiana. And besides, we all know he's guilty.

Jindal: Government Spending is Out of Control

Bobby Jindal states the obvious: our elected officials are spending our taxpayer dollars like drunken sailors.

This massive increase in government spending cannot be entirely blamed on hurricane recovery efforts. The simple truth is that government spending is out of control. From serving in Congress over the past three years I can tell you firsthand that government spending in Washington is out of control. And it appears to be contagious, as Louisiana is also on a spending binge of historic proportions. There is no individual, no family, and no business that could survive with these unbridled, undisciplined, and irresponsible spending sprees.

Gary Beard to Run Against Mitch Landrieu

A Republican state lawmaker from Baton Rouge announced Monday he will challenge incumbent Democratic Lt. Gov. Mitch Landrieu in the Oct. 20 election. State Rep. Gary Beard, 51, was elected to the state House in 2001, representing East Baton Rouge Parish. Beard has introduced bills to ban cloning and "partial birth" abortion in Louisiana. Landrieu, a Democrat from New Orleans, will seek re-election. Beard said Louisiana needed to make a change in direction. He described himself as a "pro-family" candidate who supports smaller government and lower taxes — areas not under the discretion of the lieutenant governor. The lieutenant governor is Louisiana's tourism chief, overseeing the state Department of Culture, Recreation and Tourism. Beard framed the lieutenant governor's job as more than just the head of the state's tourism efforts, saying it's about "an office which is next in line to the governor."

Bill Jefferson Indicted

Today, a federal grand jury indicted Congressman William Jefferson on 16 charges including bribery, racketeering, obstruction of justice and money laundering. Here is the full text of the Jefferson indictment.

Gabrielle Restaurant Gives Up

Greg and Mary Sonnier have given up their effort to open Gabrielle Restaurant, their acclaimed Mid-City restaurant, Uptown on Henry Clay. Everyone has a different version of what transpired, with various players blaming the Sonniers, Shelley Midura, Eddie Sapir, Clancy's, Monkey Hill and Jay Batt. The Sonniers fault Shelley Midura and Eddie Sapir. Ashley blames the Sonniers, rips Jay Batt and defends Shelley Midura. Ernie, who lives right next to the Uptowner/Gabrielle, has the best coverage, and make sure to read the comments to his post also.

Pizza Hut Helps NOPD

Larry Lundy, the owner and operator of more than 50 Pizza Hut franchises in the state, donated 3,600 square feet of corporate office space, and in less than 45 days it was transformed from a former dentist's office to a spotless New Orleans Police Department district police station. The former station -- home to 75 officers -- was comprised of one-room FEMA trailers. Space was limited, supplies were scant, and morale was tested, officers said. They shared one bathroom, which didn't have a sink.

Blanco's $5 Billion Arithmetic Error

The tab for Governor Kathleen Blanco's incompetence in funding the Road Home program continues to spiral out of control. The latest estimates is that the program is underfunded by $5 billion, with a B, not an M.

Fred Thompson Plans to Run for President

Politician-turned-actor Fred Thompson plans an unconventional campaign for president using blogs, video posts and other Internet innovations to reach voters repelled by politics-as-usual in both parties, he told USA Today. Thompson, a former U.S. Senator from Tennessee, has been coy about his intentions with audiences, but made clear in an interview that he plans to run. Story here.

Hurricane Season Tips from Mr. Bill

Mr. Bill's Top Ten Hurricane Season Tips.

State of the City: Blame Everyone But Nagin

Mayor Ray Nagin gave his State of the City address and blamed everybody on the planet except for himself for the City's sluggish recovery. The full text of his remarks are here.

"It's not our fault that the levees breached that the federal government built," he said, launching into the speech's singular moment of unscripted oratory and rousing the night's only standing ovation. "It's not our fault that we were stranded and left. It's not our fault that the Road Home program has issued only 12 percent of the grants after almost two years. It's not our fault that our water system is leaking today. It's not our fault."

To see local bloggers who disliked the speech, see Moldy City, Library Chronicles, et al. For bloggers who liked the speech, see here: .

Back from Vacation

Sorry for the light posting lately. I'm back and will be posting more soon.

Good Crawfish Season

This has been a good crawfish season, with big crawfish and lower prices. Apparently, there's an inverse correlation between crawfish and rice.

New Orleans Wine and Food Experience

The New Orleans Wine and Food Experience (NOWFE) is this weekend. The event includes vintner dinners hosted at restaurants around town, the Royal Street Stroll street-wide block party, grand tastings with samples from winemakers and local chefs, seminars and other wine-oriented events. The NOWFE website is here.

Ralph Brennan Bans Trans Fats

The Ralph Brennan Restaurant Group has banned trans fats from its dishes served at Ralph's on the Park, Red Fish Grill and Bacco.

Elliot's Gun Shop Shut Down

ATF agent wearing bubble wrap around her head busts Elliot's.

Do You Agree With Judge Hunter?

Rent To Own FEMA Trailers

Good news, New Orleans! For the rock bottom price of $13,000, you can buy your FEMA trailer from the government. All sales are "as is," so make sure to kick the tires before you rent to own.

Text of Judge Hunter's Ruling

Here is the text of Judge Hunter's ruling suspending the prosecutions of 98 criminals. Page after page about criminals' rights, but no mention of victims' rights.

Rock N' Bowl Renovation

Developers plan to spend $5 million renovating the shopping center on South Carrollton where Rock N' Bowl is.

He Needs Them

Headline: Nagin Demands State Provide Mental Health Services.

Judge Hunter Frees 98 More Criminals

Judge Arthur Hunter has freed 98 more criminals. Concerned about a growing number of poor defendants who are without attorneys and cannot be adequately represented by the city's indigent defenders office, a criminal court judge on Monday suspended their prosecution and ordered those still in jail released. Judge Hunter did not express any concern for victim's rights.

Louisiana for Fred Thompson Website

Link here.

Teachers' Union Protests Shut Down Schools

On Wednesday, Louisiana's teachers unions had their teachers play hooky to protest for higher pay. Putting the unions' interests ahead of the students forced schools to shut down for the day. This is an annual event in Louisiana.

Blanco Fails to Fund Road Home

The State has funded the Road Home program with $7.5 billion in federal taxpayer money, but based on present statistics, Bobby Jindal points out that the giveaway program is $2 billion short. Governor Blanco admits that the program is underfunded, but I am shocked to report that she blames someone else for the problem and wants Washington to bail her out by giving the State more money.

What Would We Do Without Reports?

New Orleans Leadership Lacking, Report Says.

Virginia Tech

Zurich Classic Starts Tomorrow

They're back at the TPC Louisiana this year.

I Can Save John Edwards $385

Presidential Candidate John Edwards pays $400 for haircuts from Beverly Hills stylist Joseph Torrenueva, using campaign contributions to foot the bill. He could save $385 by visiting the Golden Shears on Magazine Street.

Mitch Landrieu Won't Run for Governor

Lt. Gov. Mitch Landrieu has decided not to run for Governor. Here is a possible reason why.

John Kerry to Run for President Again?

This John Kerry quote makes it crystal clear, as usual:

"Could that change?" Kerry said. "It might. It may change over years. It may change over months. I can't tell you, but I've said very clearly I don't consider myself out of it forever."

Camellia Grill Reopens Saturday

Good news.

WINO Approved

Wine Institute New Orleans, or WINO, received City Council approval for a zoning change allowing it to remain open.

Mr. B's to Reopen Monday

Mr. B's will reopen on Monday, April 16.

Breaux Backs Out of Governor's Race

Former Senator and current Maryland lobbyist John Breaux, the self-proclaimed savior of Louisiana, has decided not to move to Louisiana and run for Governor after all. He wanted Louisiana Attorney General Charles Foti to issue an advisory opinion rubber-stamping his candidacy, and when Foti declined to do so, Breaux dropped out. When the going gets tough, .... I guess websites such as this -- Lobbyist Breaux is Not Above the Law -- proved accurate in the end. Meanwhile, another website has sprouted up trying to smear Bobby Jindal, this one paid for by the Louisiana Democratic Party -- About Bobby. The Democrats need someone, anyone, to run for Governor.

Cynthia Hedge-Morrell: "Do You Know Who I Am?"

City Councilman Cynthia Hedge-Morrell yells "Do you know who I am?" at a state trooper who pulls her over for going 100 MPH on the shoulder of I-10. If you have to ask someone if they know who you are, you're not that big of a deal.

Bobby Jindal Says John Breaux Not a Louisiana Citizen

Former U.S. Sen. John Breaux is not a citizen of Louisiana and, therefore, isn’t eligible to run for governor, gubernatorial candidate U.S. Rep. Bobby Jindal, R-Metairie, said Tuesday in Alexandria. “In my opinion – no – he’s not, but I’m not going to get involved in court challenges. I’m no attorney, and I would rather tell people why Bobby Jindal is the best candidate for governor,” Jindal said after a speech delivered to the Alexandria Rotary Club at Convention Hall in downtown Alexandria.

Eddie Jordan Appellate Argument Over Firing of Whites

Eddie Jordan's lawyers presented oral argument in the Fifth Circuit over Jordan's mass firing of white workers when he was elected. The oral argument went horribly for Jordan, and there appears to be no chance that the multimillion dollar verdict will be overturned. Taxpayers are left holding the bag for Jordan's incompetence.

Nancy Pelosi's Bill Jefferson Problem

From the New York Observer:

It has been three months since the 110th Congress was sworn in, but Ms. Pelosi still refuses to keep her word and seat that district’s duly elected representative on the Homeland Security Committee—despite the obvious value of such a committee assignment to the Second District, which was decimated by Hurricane Katrina.

There are reasons for the Speaker’s reluctance—mainly political, but also very personal.

For starters, there’s the identity of the Second District’s Congressman: William Jefferson. All of Washington has been waiting for his indictment since August 2005, when F.B.I. agents raided his home and found $90,000 in cash stuffed in his freezer.

Now, Republicans are drooling over the prospect of Ms. Pelosi taking Mr. Jefferson’s committee nomination to the House floor—the perfect opportunity for the G.O.P.’s most sanctimonious attack dogs to force a fight and remind Americans of the Speaker’s promise to deliver “the most ethical Congress in history.”

There’s also the grudge factor. Long before that infamous cash began to thaw out, Mr. Jefferson had earned a prominent spot on Ms. Pelosi’s enemies list by seeking to undermine her standing among House Democrats after she refused to appoint him to head the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee in 2002. Cross her even once, and Ms. Pelosi will still be twisting her knife in you years later.

So Ms. Pelosi, like a football coach trying to protect a lead by running out the clock, is delaying, hoping that much-anticipated indictment at last materializes and gives her cover for denying Mr. Jefferson his seat. It’s not the worst strategy, considering the damning evidence that has already emerged.

Wednesday at the Square

The Wednesday evening concerts in Lafayette Square start today with The Iguanas. Schedule here.

Houston's Opinion of Evacuees Grows Worse

Nearly two-thirds of Houston residents surveyed said the influx of more than 100,000 evacuees from Hurricane Katrina in 2005 has been "a bad thing" for Houston. Only 11 percent believe the evacuees have had a positive impact. Those numbers reflect a souring in Houston's attitude toward Katrina evacuee since last year, when as many as 36 percent of those surveyed thought the influx was "a good thing."

Profile of Bobby Jindal

Bobby Jindal Saves Louisiana.